Top 10 signs you use the net too often!
Published by Admin on 2007/3/30 (214 reads)
1. You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed when you encounter a Web page with no links.
2. When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.3. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
4. You can't call your mother because she doesn't have a modem.
5. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
6. You laugh at people with 56k modems.
7. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
8. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
9. You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 300 hours per month "unlimited."
10. Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
2. When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.3. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
4. You can't call your mother because she doesn't have a modem.
5. Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
6. You laugh at people with 56k modems.
7. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
8. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
9. You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 300 hours per month "unlimited."
10. Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
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